Kicked

October 08, 2005

Why am I writing an update by phone when my computer is less then a meter away? Why can’t I channel surf or flip on Pikmin or Mario Party?

Why? Because the woman is here. The woman is ultra strong with a power level of 5000. The woman wants to both use the net and watch a show on TV. I am powerless to stop her.

Some may call it unfair or an injustice but I call it a crime against humanity to deny me of my only two portals to the outside world. Put it simply: I AM SO BORED!!!

Jerry wrote this in: Mobile
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Bored

May 29, 2004

I’m waiting for the woman. She’s choosing a new swimming outfit and as sexy as it is, I just can’t help but feel bored. Men simply cannot help women choose clothes. They all look the same. It’s not fair to get mad at them either. Would you get mad at a color blind person for not helping choose new paint colors? Eww… old woman looking at something sexy… that should be illegal! Ok. My woman is done. Till the next cell phone update.

Jerry_cell wrote this in: Mobile
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