Exploding Gyoza
May 31, 2007
A term coined by Guillaume, Exploding Gyoza becomes the very first episode of Dumbass Chronicles, a new category I’ve decided to add to my blog.
Yesterday at work, our first ever dumbass decided to heat some food in a plastic container in our new microwaves at work. They were literally installed that morning.
She decides to heat up this tiny plastic container for 10 minutes.
The plastic melts, the food is set aflame.
As I walk up the stairs to the standby room, I see the room filled with white smoke and several staff members opening doors and turning on air conditioners trying to help clear the air a bit. I work for the next hour or so in the office, eyes becoming sore, throat becoming irritated, anger and disbelief enveloping my common sense.
Because of this dumbass’ ability to realize that exciting water molecules in a small plastic container will melt it, super heat the food so that it bursts aflame, the microwaves have now been temporarily suspended from action, resulting in 700 people not having access to the microwaves. Thank you, dumbass.
June 3rd, 2007 at 02:00
You’d think that HR at Nova would be able to screen out people like this. I thought everyone in our generation would know how to use microwaves.
June 3rd, 2007 at 07:29
Heh, unfortunately the screening process is sketchy, at best.
June 5th, 2007 at 22:48
I wonder if she made the gyoza??…because if it only takes 10 minutes to actually cook the stuff, i wonder where the logic that it takes the same amount of time to heat it up comes from….probably from her dumbass i guess….