1 Year Anniversary
January 25, 2007
The Lady and I survived our first year as wife and manslave together! It has truly been a fast year and both of us have been rather busy. We didn’t do anything too special because we both had to work but she was able to book us into a fairly nice restaurant near our apartment.
This was in many ways your typical Japanese restaurant, with the staff wearing kimonos, and the customers were mostly old stinky Japanese men drunk out of their minds. (Guys, it’s Monday only! Save some for the rest of the week!) Most of the food was served in very tiny portions and were unidentifiable – as most kaiseki places tend to be.
Towards the end of dinner though we were served a rather interesting dish. It was definitely fishy – I’m sure one part of it was fish liver. It was not the most appealing in taste but I’ve had livers of various animals before so I was able to eat most of it. The other thing though was more of a mystery.
It was rather pale and looked like small intestine so I assumed it was fish intestine. I sampled it, didn’t like it very much and asked The Lady what it was. She had no idea and she didn’t eat it neither. We carefully hid it around other things and let the kimono-clad waitress take it away.
The next day in my Japanese lesson, I asked my teacher about that particular dish. She pulled out her dictionary and showed me: “testis”
I thought, “testis”? I didn’t think fish had balls! So anyway I go home and wiki it and even worse… I ate me some fish jizz. Yup. I took it in the mouth. Does that mean I’m gay now?
