An affidavit

January 11, 2006

One thing I found out most recently is that to get married, I needed an affidavit declaring my eligibility to marry. I guess it’s not ok to have prior wife/wives or any other reasons why I can’t get married again. So off to the Canadian Consulate we went and with five freakin thousand yen (for a piece of paper), and a silly application form, I got my first ever piece of legal declaration. I bet working in the consulate must be one of the cushiest jobs. The hours they’re open are from 10:00 t0 12:00, then 14:00 to 16:00.

Here’s what the affidavit looks like, with some edits to identifying information and signatures. I’m sure the Consul of Canada doesn’t want her signature all over the internet.

I swear I can marry, dammit

For 50 bucks, that’s one of the most expensive pieces of paper describing myself I’ve ever bought.

Jerry wrote this in: Getting married
So far, there are 7 snide remarks.

Comments

7 comments so far:

  1. Dennis said:

    Geez I could have made that for you and for only 25,000 yen. I would have included a better looking stamp of approval too.

    Did you even have to prove all of the 4 points? It’s basically a piece of paper that says you swear the 4 points are true. You might as well shake hands with a monkey to seal the deal.

  2. Jerry said:

    Nope. I thought I would have to put my right hand on a bible or buddhist sutra as I recite those points. Nope. I just signed it, had a Seattle’s Best while waiting, paid and was on my way.

  3. Justin said:

    Nice one. Sharpen mask in Photoshop > you :P

    And “swearing on your conscience”? Isn’t that kind of weak? I guess swearing to God isn’t so great either especially if you’re an atheist.

  4. Dennis Leong said:

    What if Jiminy Cricket wasn’t around when you had to swear on your conscience?

  5. Thommo said:

    Dude, you got off easy… i paid 10000 yen for mine at the Aussie Consulate.

  6. Dess Webb said:

    I’m a Canadian who’s getting married in Japan this year and I need to get the affidavit. Is that one sheet all you get? Do you get a copy translated in Japanese? I’m worried about how they are supposed to read this paper in English. Thanks,

  7. Jerry said:

    Hi Dess, you get a Japanese copy as well.

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