An idea from a long time ago
May 06, 2005
Here I lay, defeated and humiliated by the one I hate the most. By all accounts I should be dead already. I misjudged and underestimated him. I overestimated myself. And here I am on death’s door, not even worthy of a warrior’s death.
How dare she stop it. How dare she interrupt the natural course of a fight, defeat, finish, and death. Who is this peasant girl to think she can have a say in my life and death? I watched as my beloved princess and my children die before my eyes and this peasant girl has the gall to believe she knows how to run my life? The insolence. All the anger and rage inside only yearn to avenge my family. I swore I shall destroy them all or be destroyed in trying. How dare this peasant disturb this.
At the brink of the end, when the deathstrike was near, she races out and pleads. Pleads! She pleads for MY life? Having dealt out so much destruction and death and hearing so many others plead for their lives, she now thinks it’s necessary to plead for MY life? Life is an ironic bitch.
My honor is gone but my vengeance burns fiery red inside. I will recover. Even with a busted body and deplated lifeforce, I will recover and refocus my will. I will hunt down the fool whom I underestimated. I will destroy him and destroy all that he holds dear. I shall have my vengeance.
As for this peasant girl, I should destroy her in one swift blow. But… I have no need for that… I… I shall spare her. For now. She will nurse me back to health. She will prepare the necessities.
May 7th, 2005 at 06:40
And so we come to the summer blockbuster movie of 2005… GODZILLA VS. JERRY!
June 7th, 2005 at 21:57
I don`t know who`s mind created this drivel, but it gets the prize for the worst prose I`ve read this century. Contrived, cliched, meaningless, boring it`s all there. Only an extrordinarily stupid person could ever imagine that their “blog” would benefit from the addition of this dross. If you can`t do something worthwhile, please, don`t do anything.
June 8th, 2005 at 06:09
Alright! A comment worth reading! I am extraordinarily stupid, I’d say. By the way, you spelled extraordinarily as extrordinarily. Also, in your first line, you used who’s mind when it’s probably more correct to use whose mind.
Furthermore, the worst prose you read this century isn’t very bad, considering we’re only five and a half years into it. You might want to say worst prose I’ve read in a century to be more insulting.
I do agree that only worthwhile things should be done. You should keep writing here! It’s worthwhile! Glad you got through the math test at the bottom of the comments by the way.