Our automobile
December 13, 2004
Our automobile. Also the webcam is from a temple… that’s specifically… for blessing… cars. It was the worst example of blatant ripping off of money ever. Unfortunately the woman’s mother insisted that the car be… “blessed”. I had many thoughts that just shouldn’t be revealed to not piss her off.
December 14th, 2004 at 04:44
Blessed be, the holy car
Driven on earth
Blessed be, the Honda car
It drives again! (again) (again)
December 14th, 2004 at 08:23
I don’t feel too bad about losing all those comments now.
December 14th, 2004 at 17:35
That hurts. Hey your URL field is actually named “URI” for some reason. Uniform Resource Identifier? And the list of HTML tags allowed looks like broken code that got written to the page. I’ve never seen the or tags before, when were those added to HTML?
December 14th, 2004 at 18:26
It’d be way more wicked if his URL line actually read “UTI”. mwahahah. Cool car jerry. I wish that my car was blessed too! Maybe then the birds on our trees would stop pooping their diarreha on it.
December 14th, 2004 at 21:56
No no, the tags are there to show you what tags you can write in this comment field. Where is the “or” tag? These are the only html tags allowed in the comments. Dennis, are you seeing something I don’t see?
As for URI, I have no idea what that means and I’ve just noticed it after reading your comment. Maybe it’s a lower case L?
Michelle, what is UTI? My car is not cool. It’s an old lady’s car. Don’t worry about saying it, I say that to everyone already.
December 14th, 2004 at 22:13
Oh here we go: URI = Uniform Resource Identifier. Some paper explains it. Section 1.2 seems to explain it best.
December 15th, 2004 at 04:29
Wow I can’t believe my made-up expansion for URI was correct. And there is no “or” tag… I stupidly put the tag names in angled brackets and the parser mistook them for actual tags being used. I’ve probably screwed up your page now, there are two unclosed tags lying about.
And UTI… hahah… oh Michelle you funny
December 15th, 2004 at 06:10
Urban Terror Internet?
Unidentified Terrestrial Individual?
Uniform Terrabyte Incision?
Ugly Terrible Infants?
Throw me a frickin bone here!
December 15th, 2004 at 08:00
Urinary Tract Infection. It’s the most evil thing on earth. Seriously.
December 15th, 2004 at 10:31
No no. The most evil thing on earth… see I was reading about this German band called Rage… and they’re pretty old guys, been around for 20 years. Anyway their guitarist was ripping it up on stage when one of his testicles literally exploded because it was clotted or something. And then fluids started seeping into his lower abdomen and got infected and he collapsed after awhile and was hospitalized.
So I’m sure Michelle doesn’t agree because she doesn’t have real physical balls, but I’d say the most evil thing in the world would be having your balls explode.
December 15th, 2004 at 11:12
EWWWWWWWWWW!!! Balls exploding are definitely gross!!!
But with a UTI, you get a burning sensation with your pee, eventually you start peeing blood and the infection can spread to your organs (liver or kidney i forget which). It’s so gross too!
December 15th, 2004 at 14:44
When I get high, my urethra feels like it’s burning when I pee. But I think it’s just because senses are heightened. Hopefully it’s not a UTI.
December 15th, 2004 at 15:40
Oh that UTI. I needed some context. Yeah, UTI seems pretty painful from what I can gather. Thank goodness men don’t get it much. We just get prostate cancer. There’s probably a burning sensation.