Gene and Jimmy
April 05, 2004
There’s this little English show for Japanese people that’s on Monday nights and sometimes they have pretty cool guests on. Today, they had Gene Simmons and Jimmy Page. Both of them are a hundred and eighty years old but they were so cool. First Jimmy Page: “It’s only 6 strings. You’re either a master or a slave to it” or something really close to that. Only a fucking legend like Page can make that sound so fucking cool. Gene Simmons was then on with three other guys and the resident cute girl. Personally, I think Gene Simmons looks scarier without makeup. Anyway, he starts off the whole interview segment by hitting on the girl with witty lines like, “I’m Gene Simmons. I’m the one you’re girlfriend loves”, “We would make beautiful children” and some other pretty cool things that only rockstar legends can pull off without looking like a senile retard with a tongue problem. Gene Simmons rocks!
