A List of Very Uncomfortable Things
January 11, 2004
- Wet socks
- Eating a great meal at a fine restaurant but then finding out something disagrees with you and you end up shitting all that food out… violently
- Washing the dishes and grabbing something squishy
- Eating cheese that looked a lot more delicious than it tastes
- Waking up to your neighbour’s horrible loogie hocking noises
- Stepping in doo doo
- Cleaning the washroom (if God had meant for me to wash washrooms, he would’ve made soapscum smell like roses)
- Dogs licking your face
- Tight underwear
- The runs
- A combination of the previous two
And more!
