More Stuff
February 05, 2002
After my last update, I was looking at the webpage where I got the picture from and decided to put a list of these very useful resources:
And one more thing that was on my mind. I get about 5-10 spam emails a day. I never even look at them before mass deleting them but in order to do so, I must glimpse at the header. I’ve noticed lately that many of them have messages like “Do you want dinner?” or “Do you remember me?”. The funny thing was, these weren’t even porn ads (because in some sort of way, you can link a porn website to those kind of phrases right?) Think back to that last porn flick you saw… don’t deny it). The thing was, these were ads for Cal-Bay (Stock Symbol: CBYI) stock and one of those mailing list dealies where you send 5 bucks to people before you (I thought they were illegal). I mean, I understand marketing concepts, you want those stupid dinner and remember me sentences to make people read the email thinking it was your long lost girlfriend or mistress, but once you see that it’s a stupid junk stock offering, you’ll be so pissed off that never in a million years will you subscribe or pay anything! Right Right?!
Spam email has become what car alarms are to us now… meaningless. Think of the last time you heard a car alarm in your neighborhood and rushed out to make sure no one was stealing someone else’s car. And so, think of the last time you bought/subscribed/downloaded anything off a reference from spam. I hate spam. Well, I actually don’t have any beef with that can product (get it? Beef Spam? Muhahaha). But erggh. My hotmail account is even worse - the bulk mail folder averages 100 messages every couple of days - most of it porn ads. Why the fuck am I getting all these porn ads? I don’t subscribe to any porn website. If it’s other companies selling my email away, then I hope they all die and spend eternity in purgatory reading each spam message they caused to be delivered.
AARARGH NOW I’M WORKED UP IN ANGER I NEED MY PUNCHING BAG BECAUSE I LIKE SWORDS AND PUNCHING STUFF AND KILLING STUPID PEOPLE SPAM SPAM WHY AM I SCREAMING BECAUSE I PUNCH PUNCH ARFJEAJIOWAF…
