?
January 31, 2002
Ok I promise today will be the last day I use the question mark header. First, you’ve all heard of the satellite that’s going to fall. They’re still kind of sketchy on where it’s actually going to fall. In fact, they’ve only narrowed it down to about one-third of the globe. That’s like saying I will throw a dart at you (while you close your eyes) and i can only tell you that it’s either going to hit your torso or your crotch. I’m glad their screening process for hiring eggheads is so inferior that even stupid people get equal opportunities. Isn’t there some physics equation(s) that can calculate trajectories, velocities, and all that good stuff?
Secondly, there is no second.
