Wee!!!
December 11, 2001
Oh I am delirious right now. I tried to sleep when I got home around 4 but couldn’t. I made it till 7:30pm before attempting to sleep again. I think I slept about half an hour. Wee! Then I got up and studied up until now. I know all the concepts of this financial accounting crap now but I don’t think I have the energy to attempt to do the practice questions (which basically count for all). I’m planning to wake up early tomorrow to do those, after what I hope will be a full night of real sleep.
I read the update I did this morning and the grammatical anomalies are off the wall … I spelled ’shit’ with ‘hit’, I put ‘it’ as ‘IT’ so it looks like Information Technology or I was really accentuating the ‘it’, and there’s a really weird grammar problem somewhere else, but I can’t find it. That was interesting.
What I really wanted to update about is that today is the 15th month anniversary of me and Eri. Yay! Clap clap clap clap. It seems like a very short time. Well, compared to Dennis and Shannon who I think are in their 4000th month or something, it is short. Jesse’s surprise party thing was pretty cool - what a nice gesture for his girlfriend to do.
It reminded me of my surprise birthday party like 2 years ago. Only mine was 16 days before my birthday so “what the hell?” and I said the same thing when I saw my sister, cousin, highschool friends, non high school friends, and coworkers at the same place.. “Hmm interesting, they all came here to eat on their own, how weird.” Oh well. My birthdays suck ass anyway. Happy birthday to Jesse and my cousin Jeff and I think his brother too. If I forget anyone else, know that I am going to shatter like a glass doll really soon.
Oh yeah, my theory. Studying Exertion of Energy = 1.5 x Normal Exertion of Energy
IE. Studying for 10 hours will equal the energy exertion of 15 hours of normal activities (that are not too strenuous). I feel extra hungrier, tired, and sleepier when studying. For intense sports, it’s probably 5.0 or more, sex is probably 20 (1 hour of sex = 20 hours of normal activity? Maybe…. I’ll let you decide). I call this factor, the Jerry Constant. I always wanted something to be named after me.
Energy(A) = K(A) x Energy(N)
where N = normal energy exertion of each individual (probably N = f(x) = metabolism + weight + height + hours of sleep, etc etc)
where A = activity being looked at
where Energy = probably something like joules or kilowatts… no wait, that’s power
where K = Jerry Constant
I don’t know what my theory proves but I told you. I’m delirious right now. Soon I’ll make a whole database of Jerry Constants for all sorts of activities.
