Things To Do List
November 09, 2001
- Whisper sweet everythings to my girlfriend
- Continue the nightly 100 punches before sleeping
- Watch Star Trek: Voyager (just kidding, it sucks)
- Listen to Drops of Jupiter by Train for the umpteenth thousand time
- Submit Dennis’ email to porn mailing lists
- Discover that his email is already in most of those lists
But seriously, his update is worth reading. Spam is the cankersore of the internet (viruses being… uh… viruses). I get so much spam even though I love consolidating my loans in easy monthly payments. Also, I’m pre-approved for visas every day now I think. I love feeling so special.
