Things To Do List

November 09, 2001

  1. Whisper sweet everythings to my girlfriend
  2. Continue the nightly 100 punches before sleeping
  3. Watch Star Trek: Voyager (just kidding, it sucks)
  4. Listen to Drops of Jupiter by Train for the umpteenth thousand time
  5. Submit Dennis’ email to porn mailing lists
  6. Discover that his email is already in most of those lists

But seriously, his update is worth reading. Spam is the cankersore of the internet (viruses being… uh… viruses). I get so much spam even though I love consolidating my loans in easy monthly payments. Also, I’m pre-approved for visas every day now I think. I love feeling so special.

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My cat’s breath smells like cat food

Hi. Hi. If you don’t like your job, then here’s a really good alternative for you. That must be the best job out there, think of how satisfying it must be to really help those poor animals. On another note, I really don’t understand these people. Here they are getting everything they have bombed to shiz and here they are celebrating the downing of one measly helicopter. Of course, the “good guys” deny any helicopter being shot down, but it could all be propaganda. This update is jumping all around now. I’m going to the art gallery again tonight. Bye.

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