Don’t judge a book by the price difference between US and Canadian prices
July 15, 2001
because it’s the same book at both prices. I never liked soccer. Well that’s not true, I used to play soccer everyday with some older kids in elementary school. I guess that was about 14 years ago now. Since then, I’ve never touched it, watched it, followed it, nor touched it with a 10 foot pole. I liked hockey better.
But today, I saw my first ever soccer game in a stadium and it was quite exciting. The Vancouver Whitecaps (formerly the 86′ers) whooped the Portland Timbers 4 – 0. It was a joke. The Timbers got about 2 good shots on goal by my count. The Whitecaps basically kept the ball the entire time. Plus, TWO penalty shots in the game. TWO!!! That’s like winning the 649 and then losing it all and then winning it all back in the same day.
Conclusion: I enjoy soccer a lot more now. Probably only live at a stadium because i still think watching it on tv is still stupid. Go Whitecaps!!!
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As some of you know, my
Most of all, I hate how that particular date is made to be something special just because I happened to be born on that date. I didn’t have any say on whether or not it should be that date. It just happened. I mean, if I discovered the cure for male pattern baldness on that date, it would give at least some meaning to celebrate. But causing my poor mother to go into the worst pain most women will ever experience is just not the right reason.
Even though I feel so blah about b-days, Dennis and Shannon got me a great great gift. It’s my own webcam! It’s like they read my mind! I was going to launch my second webpage, http://www.sexlikethere’snotomorrow.com and I needed a webcam. Lo and behold! Here’s one lying on my couch when I got back home today. Tilt your head slightly to the right to see the future position of live, rapid updating sex scenes! (I need to get USB something something before I can use it). Thanks d00ds!
I’m still watching that Bruce Lee movie, Justin. Thanks!
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From now on, I’ll just post somewhat interesting links in this section. The blue box will be for other crap.
- since Justin posted that duck story (which he stole from me!), I’ll post this cat story. It’s heart warming too. [here]
- now, would you rather have a gasoline tank explode, or a tank filled with hydrogen explode? (Remember the Hindenburg) [here]
- don’t take meat away from an angry chinese butcher [here]
- if you voluntarily run in front of a stampede of bulls with sharp sharp horns and one happens to run that sharp sharp horn through your left thigh, you won’t get any sympathy from me. [here]
- here’s what they found (picture to the right) [here]
