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May 30, 2001
Tee hee! A giddy giggle goes out to those who hit my page all the time but read nothing new. Sorry to those people. Wait… why do I apologize? I don’t know. Well a simple sorry goes a long way in manipulating people I guess. I’m sorry. See? You’d let me get away with that wouldn’t you?
… … anyways …
Happy Birthday goes to Aaron who’s now 21 plus 4 hours because he’s stuck in some frenchy city way east. Actually, his birthday was yesterday AND he’s NOT bitter. Not at all. Well maybe just a little. Aaron, I hope that singling you out in an update is personal enough for a birthday greet! Yay! Woohoo! Three cheers for Aaron: hip hip hip hooray hooray hooray. When you get back, I will get you a dinner.
Oh yes, everyone has updated! Dennis, Jesse, even Justin, all have different combinations of words on their webpages! (My theory is, everyone has about 300 different words that we use in our webpages and all our updates are basically different scrambles of those words. Well, it’s true for my webpage anyway). And Andrew’s was hacked by some loser. What’s the deal with that? Does that person feel better? And the sad part was that on the hacked page, it said something like “shouts to my girls” or something like that. That’s so sad. “I am man. I hack pages. Me mate with you now!” God at least buy a girl expensive clothing and jewelry instead of impressing them with your l33t haZ0r skilz or whatever.
Pissed off? Go ahead, hack my page. I’ll just back it up and make fun of you some more. Pissed off even more? Come to Vancouver, Justin will introduce us, and we can slug it out. I like fighting.
Yes. Now I’m bitter. I just feel bad for Andrew.
And congrats to Dennis who scored an editor position at Gnosiszine. I don’t know what they’re talking about, but it seems cool anyway. I guess you have to be a metalhead to fully know what the site is about. I’m into boybands and Britney’s so I don’t know.
I guess this update will be me referring to different people. Jeff, when are we going to that boxing place? I want to punch big heavy sand-filled bags. I really do. I feel weak and girly for not punching big heavy sand-filled bags for so long. Punch Punch!
And Hi Eri! Honey! Yay. I’m having too much fun with my new phone emailing my honey. It’s gonna cost me big at the end of the month. Oh well. She’s worth it. (I’m in love and I’m DAMN proud of it!) Ok, byebu!
I like swords.
