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May 30, 2001
Tee hee! A giddy giggle goes out to those who hit my page all the time but read nothing new. Sorry to those people. Wait… why do I apologize? I don’t know. Well a simple sorry goes a long way in manipulating people I guess. I’m sorry. See? You’d let me get away with that wouldn’t you?
… … anyways …
Happy Birthday goes to Aaron who’s now 21 plus 4 hours because he’s stuck in some frenchy city way east. Actually, his birthday was yesterday AND he’s NOT bitter. Not at all. Well maybe just a little. Aaron, I hope that singling you out in an update is personal enough for a birthday greet! Yay! Woohoo! Three cheers for Aaron: hip hip hip hooray hooray hooray. When you get back, I will get you a dinner.
Oh yes, everyone has updated! Dennis, Jesse, even Justin, all have different combinations of words on their webpages! (My theory is, everyone has about 300 different words that we use in our webpages and all our updates are basically different scrambles of those words. Well, it’s true for my webpage anyway). And Andrew’s was hacked by some loser. What’s the deal with that? Does that person feel better? And the sad part was that on the hacked page, it said something like “shouts to my girls” or something like that. That’s so sad. “I am man. I hack pages. Me mate with you now!” God at least buy a girl expensive clothing and jewelry instead of impressing them with your l33t haZ0r skilz or whatever.
Pissed off? Go ahead, hack my page. I’ll just back it up and make fun of you some more. Pissed off even more? Come to Vancouver, Justin will introduce us, and we can slug it out. I like fighting.
Yes. Now I’m bitter. I just feel bad for Andrew.
And congrats to Dennis who scored an editor position at Gnosiszine. I don’t know what they’re talking about, but it seems cool anyway. I guess you have to be a metalhead to fully know what the site is about. I’m into boybands and Britney’s so I don’t know.
I guess this update will be me referring to different people. Jeff, when are we going to that boxing place? I want to punch big heavy sand-filled bags. I really do. I feel weak and girly for not punching big heavy sand-filled bags for so long. Punch Punch!
And Hi Eri! Honey! Yay. I’m having too much fun with my new phone emailing my honey. It’s gonna cost me big at the end of the month. Oh well. She’s worth it. (I’m in love and I’m DAMN proud of it!) Ok, byebu!
I like swords.
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May 27, 2001
Yay! I’m updating. Apologies to you if you’ve been reading the same old update over and over again, not realizing it’s the same one. But fret no more friend! This update will be different! (Note: All my updates tend to be the same anyway, so it’s actually not that different) Confused yet? Yay!
Let’s see it’s been a week since my last, and what has happened? Worked all week as usual. Brian’s party thing on Friday was fun. I drank a little bit too much. I got home and my toilet was punished. Then the day after was Brian’s dinner thingy. That was fun. Then went to another friend’s party thingy the same night. That was fun. So funny to see totally wasted people start dancing and stuff (I should talk…)
And there was dragonboat today which I just came back from… oh god that was tough. We paddled the racelength for the first time today and the first 2 times was ok. By the 3rd time, everyone was killed. I had to force myself to push harder. The power 10′s were crazy (power 10 is when you paddle 10 strokes extra hard for an additional boost of speed – used sparingly).
I got meself a new phone after like a year of using crap. My old phone was more like a pager that didn’t show me messages. So if you called me and I didn’t answer, it was because my phone didn’t let me know you called. Or maybe I don’t like you. But now it’s different. If you call, I will answer!!! Unless of course, I don’t like you. Har har har.
Jesse updated! We need to keep updating! Keep our pages alive!!! Update! Yay.
I’m too hyper today.
Bleh.
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May 21, 2001
Ahh, such a wonderful day of no work. Well technically, dragonboating is not work, but I consider it work since it’s with a bunch of work people and it’s as tiring.
On Saturday, we brought a bunch of our students to a pitch n putt for a day of golf. The weather worked in our favour even when in the morning, showers made everyone scared. “Wet grass” they yelled, but I knew better. I checked for the weather days before and I knew the sun would creep out in the afternoon. As it turned out, the day was great and I got burnt… sunburnt that is. Then that night I took my mum out for her birthday dinner. Yay. I love the look of chinese waiters as the young man of the family hands him a credit card instead of the older, paternal figure.
And as I mentioned, Sunday was dragonboat practise. I didn’t eat breakfast, brunch, nor lunch beforehand and by the end, I was on the verge of collapse. Plus, I was soaking wet. Later that night, I got to meet up with Sunny, Jeff, and Andrew for bubble tea and pool – 2 things that I haven’t done for awhile (save the 2 games I played with my cousin). We only played 2 games of pool too – it was just too boring.
And here we are today, a lovely Victoria day (glorious be that long dead queens are remembered by freeing people from the reins of work). But I still did some work today. I planned a bit of a Gotcha fundraiser for tomorrow, I updated the accounting club website a tad, got the forum working (I think), and even had time to update my own site. Then there’s the work site that needs to be worked on later tonight. I’m busy!!!
The forecast for the rest of the week is working everyday for awhile. Yay again.
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May 17, 2001
It’s been 4 days since the last and a lot of stuff has happened. The Liberals kicked the NDP out with all but 3 seats… I think. Dennis has started a free live sex webcam site featuring monkeys. I singled out your non-updates due to the interest factor I have in your updates. To my surprise, I come back and TWO whole updates!!! MORE I SAY!!! MORE!
Anyways so let’s talk about that retreat I just came back from. It was so much fun! It was at Loon Lake in Mapleridge. It’s a chunk of land owned I believe by UBC Forestry. It’s right beside Goldenears (sp?) Provincial Park which meant… NO SMOKING!!! I didn’t think I would make it, but… let’s just say I didn’t go too long without smoking. Heh heh heh.
There were 21 of us and we split up into 5 ‘meal teams’, each team responsible for preparing one meal. Our team got Tuesday’s dinner and we went overboard – we took like 3 hours to prepare an elaborate, but very good meal of vegetable sauce pasta, salad, garlic bread, and mushrooms stuffed with marinated salmon. Sounds so simple, but try cooking for 21. Making pasta takes a lot longer when making not just for yourself.
Sadly, the rain stopped us from having campfires and smores, but we had this marshmallow fight – my team of 5 vs everyone else. Plus, some marshmallows had spaghetti bits sticking out like caltrops. We were making a tower out of marshmallows and spaghetti for this team building thing. Our team had a kickass tower that engineers would be proud of. The other teams… well, they had sort-of-towers. One person said, “let’s see how many marshmallows it takes to knock it down.” That’s when the war started. Our tower died, but it created the best game out of the whole retreat.
Then we got the standard charades, talking, joking, ‘team-building’, yada yada yada.
And I’m too tired to talk some more so I’ll just go to sleep now.
Oh yes, Justin, yes I am going to play SC/BW hardcore or whatever now. I will play 19 hours out of 24 everyday for the next 6 months. And where’s that update you said would be coming yesterday?
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May 13, 2001
Howdy friends! Welcome back. No updates recently due to massive work loads at … work. Working frantically everyday last week and will continue until at the least, next Saturday. So my next day off is one week away! Yippee!!!
W0W I have a lot to say. Firstly, you may have noticed I’m a lot more excited in this update! This can be shown through the gratuitous use of exclamation marks!!! Yay!!! Yippee! The reason for this is because I hauled my ass up today at 5:45am – that’s AM to get to a mandatory dragonboat practise. As sleepy as I was, the two hour practise went by as quickly as the seal we all gawked at today.
Even though I’m tired, I’m still excited because there’s nothing like getting up at 5:45am to do some exercise! Luckily, the weather was pretty good this morning, unlike now (noonish).
I played 4 hours of basketball on Friday, well, probably 3 hours with an hour of volleyball. Result? Paddling when your whole body is already sore makes your body feel ultra-super-duper sore. But!!! I’m still happy!!! !!! !!! (Did anyone watch that Seinfeld episode about !!!’s?)
Ok ok. I’ll calm a bit. Tomorrow I’m off to my work retreat, so if you need me (I’ll pretend at least some of you out there need me), … well, as sunny put it, “sorry”. Where’d Sunny go anyway? I didn’t hear anything about him going somewhere. Ah well, it’s what you get for not updating. I’ll be looking forward to a 3 day wild ride of mixers and probably workshops made by idiots, for idiots. Yay!!!
Goddamn! “hotsexgirl” just messaged me a URL entitled “Sexgirl,hotpicture,adultImages over 10000,FREE DOWNLOAD!!” Well gee let’s all hop in and head there! (Please detect my strong sarcasm here… contrary to what Dennis always spreads, I do not look for porn on the internet… I look in stores… but that’s a different matter). Anyway, that peeves me, ICQ’ers messaging randomly to anyone advertising their stupid porn sites. I bet they don’t care what age their targets are. But then again, I bet every person who has an internet connection has been to a porn site… EVERYONE. Even Ned Flanders (maybe).
Oh yes before I forget, Happy Mother’s Day everyone!!! (See? My excitement goes strong – even my hallmark comments contain 3 exclamation marks) To all the JVision visitors who have kids and are of the female gender, may your day be filled with exclamation marks!!!!!
I’m not on drugs.
Or am I??!!!!!!!
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May 08, 2001
I am totally back in the updating mood now. First off, last night, because I was kind of sick of playing SiN all day, I opened up photoshop, opened this free cd filled with dumb photos of animals and plants and crap, and made a new wallpaper for myself. It’s to the right on the “Stuff” section. It was made for me but hey, if you happen to be a big fan of my work (who isn’t?), then by all means use it. It’s a blue rose! Not a regular red crappy one.
Today I had a pretty fun day at work followed by dragonboating. You know how I said it wasn’t tiring? Well I take that back. Today was strenuous – possibly because my body was still stiff from Sunday. Who cares! It’s fun.
So tonight, with my tense shoulders, I think I’ll just relax with some hot tea and oranges catching up on my Seinfeld and SiN.
My idea for a design is still stuck in my head in a big To Do List. My brain is slow at these things.
That’s all for today! Bye bye bye!
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May 07, 2001
Has it really been this long? I guess it’s time to get back into the loop. Oh updating, how I’ve missed you… come to papa baby. Since my last update ~ almost 2 weeks ago, many things have happened, mostly insignificance.
Many people asked me how I was after Eri returned to Japan. It felt like someone close to me had died and people were condoling (sp?) me. Weird. The first few days weren’t that great. I come home and find myself lying around wondering what to do, something that wasn’t a problem when my babe was around. Then afterwards when I got used to it, things weren’t bad. I got my fat ass around to jog and do some kung fu.
I started dragonboating which is surprisingly quite refreshing and not as tiring as it looks. I’ve practiced twice with the ELI team and I like it. It’s funny seeing everyone get off the boat wearing t-shirts and shorts that are half soaked on the side which they were paddling.
Oh I forgot to warn you folks, this is gonna be a pretty long update to make up for the 2 weeks of my hiatus.
Ok then there was Andrew’s birthday where I drank myself silly at Shenanigans. Andrew was sleeping a lot that day.
I got my first ever full house at a casino playing Let it Ride. Sadly, I only came up top $30 after covering the losses earlier that night. I’m not a gambling addict as my dad so eloquently puts it. (Going twice in a week does not constitute a gambling problem).
For the rest of this little while it’s gonna be all work and little play. I’m off to that retreat next week – Lake Loon or Lake DeadTeenagers or something. Sounds like a nice getaway.
And on the entertainment side of things in my life, SiN is the game currently being loaded on my computer. It’s pretty damn good. If you liked Duke, you’ll like SiN.
I’m working on some designs (in my head) just for fun. This page will be replaced someday, but not soon. These new designs are something I just want to do. Hopefully one day they’ll be completely out of my head and onto magnetic disks that spin round and round.
That wasn’t too long an update was it? Last bit. Robin Williams’ movie, Patch Adams… I’m sure all of you saw that. Well the REAL Dr. Patch Adams will be on the Coast to Coast AM radio program that I listen to avidly. Be sure to catch it because I said so. And now I leave you to go watch Seinfeld.
Doh? doh doh doh
May 01, 2001
- RPG Maker – make rpg’s. I haven’t tried it yet, but it looks like fun.
- One person comes to mind – guess who?
- This hurts
and there’ll be more.
Time Passers
- I wonder how sucky this game will be
- I really think flash sites are just… blah – I mean, what am I doing here? But the designing is incredible. If I knew what this site was about, I’d vote it for the coolest site in the world. If.
- This is a cool site – drawing with other people! It’s actually quite fun
Magicly Delicious News Stories
- Monkeys have it made
- This makes me loves spiders even more
- For the disgruntled – if you want to send one to me, be sure to lick a lot of stamps and slap them onto the plutonium. Or better yet, lick the plutonium and then slap stamps onto it.
- Hey, if a blind person gets a guide-dog, does a blind dog get a guide-person?
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