Why returning library books suck

January 15, 2001

For one thing, the last time I returned books was in September. I’m quite quite sure I returned them on time. To my amazement and amusement, I had a $0.30 fine last week when I took out some more books. I’m quite sure I returned them early because I make it a habit to return 5 days prior to the due date – it has been that way for all my life.

Secondly, well I guess this isn’t a big deal, siblings throw their library books atop your stack without any mention or even a ‘please’ to return them for him or her.

Finally, they suck because even though there is a library in between UBC and my house, I’d have to find parking which irritates me harshly. That is why returning library books suck.

Jesse’s has a new look
It looks really cool. Simple, but effective. His room looks sort of like a prison cell (from the look of the walls).

Things you find out about Jesse from his new design:

He drinks a lot of water

Either his head is really heavy or the pillow is really soft (check out that big dent in the pillow!)

When he rolls over while sleeping, there’s a good chance he’ll hit his head against his desk – I would know… my desk is placed identically; really close to the bed

He doesn’t fear rats because the mess of wires behind his desk make a natural death trap for anything that happens to pass there

Lastly; I’m guessing there were times when he jerked the mouse to the right too hard (possibly playing quake) and knocked his wallet into the trash can.

Ending: my stupid domain still isn’t pointing to my host because my stupid registrar claims they’re having problems getting to the database with CIRA. I don’t like them very much.

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