“Autobots transform and drive in water”
March 01, 2000
Ahh, we just finshed watching Transformers: The Movie and it wasn’t as good as I remembered it. Well, the sound and video quality were shitty so that may have dragged it down a bit but I saw so many things that didn’t make sense (big walking robots aside).
Eg: a Chopper that flew in space, driving underwater, lasers that arch (maybe from intense gravity like that of a blackhole… but on earth?), universal language that wasn’t known to everyone (hence not very universal), Galvatron choking Rodimus (need air?), the strange dissappearance of a lot of matter when Soundwave or Blaster (probably about 30 feet tall each) would transform into a puny walkman or stereo system, and of course, Perceptor’s function (what the fuck do they need him for?).
Still, this movie brought back a lot of memories, mainly of harassing parents to buy each and every toy Mattel (or was it Hasbro?) produced. I had a lot of Transformers. Then again, what boy born in the eighties didn’t? Unless you were one of those queers who instead had loyalties with those sissy GoBots. Haha they were so gay.
Bring Forth My New Quest
It’s March now (finally that freak month February is gone). My life revamp is still in the works but I’m thinking over some issues that plague me like a plague. I’m not too witty because I have no wit.
To aid me in my quest, here is the posting of a Eujin pic.
Friend’s sites
Here is my advertising for sites of people I know:
Justin has released his webpage he’s been secretly working on and it’s not called Everything Is AOK. Damn. It looks really messy right now but it’s still being made and some graphics are to be uploaded.
Dennis’ site, Sinned’s Realm is one of the most interesting sites I visit because his updates are more than just some guy writing about what he did (doh… that’s me). Maybe i’ll copy his site content:
Quote of the day: “Self Inviters rot in hell and hope your dick falls off you pathetic manwhores.” – Jerry
Then there’s Jesse’s Supertrunk’s Domain. There’s no quotes of the days, no pictures of naked quake characters, nor even too much bitching like my site. Still, it’s a good visit because the site is nicely designed.
Andrew has a webpage titled Andrew’s Webpage. If you like looking at pictures of some guy’s car, then this is the site to be at. If not, then there’s nothing else to look at.
Sunny has a site that collects dust. Dreakon’s Lair has not been updated since Oct 18, 99. I think next to my site, Sunny bitches the most about life. Still, I reign supreme in that department.
I believe that’s all the sites of friends that I know of. If you think you’re my friend and you have a webpage, let me know. Put as the subject line: Jerry, are you my friend?
If you are associated in any way with Self-induced invitational jerkoffs, then your reply will simply state, “NO”.
I can rest assured that my webpage is of all the sites mentioned above, wins the Most Bitching About Life Award, presented to only true pathetic keepers of webpages. C’est ma vie, bien, fuck toi.
Under Construction
Not my webpage you idiot. Webpage Fallacy #1 – you think people don’t know that your stupid webpage is under construction so you post up “Under Construction”.
What is under construction is my life. These few days have been strenuous because after a little annoyance, I once again re-examined my life. This time I concluded that my dependencies were too many so I had to revamp the infrastructure of my life. It does seem like I’m making a webpage for my mind.
Also, I’ve been “studying” too so that’s why I didn’t write anything too interesting (except the latest write). The midterm was last night and I think i did miserably. I passed, but that’s about it. Sucks.
Back to my revamping. After the first revamp which occurred over the christmas break, I broke off many dependencies because I feel a person should not be dependent on anything. The more dependent someone is on something, the more that thing can harm that someone.
So, after that revamp, I went through January and February. Then last week, I realized there were more which I could be independent of and so it has been done.
I hate thinking you can depend on something and then it turns out that you really can’t. I hate it when people depend on me as well. It’s flattering or whatever, but don’t they realize NOTHING in the world stays forever and at some point in time, things change, things end, things turn sour? “Nothing stays gold forever” – The Outsiders.
Anything else I should mention? Yes. I’m looking for a summer job. I hate job hunting. It’s worse than losing in quake (which rarely happens). Damn you Dennis. I got you back with the rail though. Hah.
Oh yeah:
Greetings to Hans Fraulweick from Sabin and the rest of the Final Fantasy III Greeting Committee. Yeah so that Hans guy is supposedly going into Final Fantasy territory. Sabin & Co. is sure to roll out the red carpet for him. Yeah right. Who the hell is this Hans person? Who knows. He currently has a part time job writing at Sinned’s Realm. He likes saying knave a lot. Much like Sabin likes saying, “kick ass”.
But it’s all good. You know I don’t even know what the hell I’m writing about right now. My mind is just a blank. Fine I’ll bitch some more. I tried studying these few days but I just can’t concentrate. All I can do is daydream about training and sparring (sparrred my cousin for a little while tonight. Fun as hell).
Then there’s school where I don’t know anyone or the people that I do know don’t talk to me much. In my early high school years, I might have given a damn and have a hurt ego or whatever, but now, as a free spirited psycho, I don’t care. There’s a lot of people who think knowing people and popularity are golden fleeces of society – maybe in their dense minds. Frankly, I don’t give a damn if I died a man who wasn’t known. Live and let die, and then frollick in heaven.
I’m babbling again. I guess I’m doing one of those freewriting exercises where you’re supposed to keep writing for about five minutes and not let the pen stop moving. Supposed to better writing skills. I’ve been doing this for about 2 years now and my writes are still stupid. Stupid!
So, I’ll end it here because it’s 12:32am and I have to get up at 7:15. Goodnight people and don’t forget to tune in really soon because my Life Revamp Plan will produce some funny, but delightful results.
“A Dingo Took Your Baby”
