This is what I want to do
February 24, 2000
Posted by CmdrTaco on Monday February 14, @06:50PM from the now-thats-a-PR-stunt dept.
Nom Anor writes “A couple from South America is going to celebrate their wedding today… on a Quake2 server! The bride and groom will say “I do” as the male and female grunt models inside a Quake 2 Battlegrounds server to be hosted by M-Web’s Gamezone, a popular South African gaming work. The judge will preside over the ceremony through his computer in his Cape Town home. [source]
How sweet. Maybe one day, my lover and I will say “I do” while sparring for title, Grand Master of the Universe. Romantic. Just as I’m about to place the ring on her finger, she judo slams my ass onto the mat and does a Jeffrey Super Duper Kick Flip Ass Landing. While I’m stuck between consciousness and unconsciousness, the judge/reverend will come and and count, “1, 2, 3, Do you Jerry, 4, 5, take Shoo, 6, 7, as your lawfully, 8, 9, wedded wife, 10! The winner, and NEW Grand Master of the Universe… Shoo! Oh yeah, I now present you man and wife”.
Then our honeymoon will consist of a rematch in the Bahamas – 100 rounds right beside the ocean on the beautiful beaches. I will perform a perfect flying scissor double leg twist upper kick and land and give my lover a passionate kiss. The kiss only a guise to hide my patented Rainbow Super Ultimate Hyper Left Swirly Wirly Punch-a-crotch. As my honey is wailing from all the pain, I will jump for joy as I proclaim myself the NEW NEW Grand Master of the Universe.
Then in the hotel room that night, I will have to give her back to title or else she’ll withhold something even more important.
Then in the morning, we’ll have awakened with a bright grin on our faces from another “sparring” match in bed. After breakfast, we both stare at the exhorbant bill the room service guy gives us, we both feel the chi build inside and we perform the rare, Jerry and Shoo Double Conjoined Flying Kick Punch Headbutt Square In The Nuts move taught to only the best students of the Shaolin Temple. The room service guy will fall on his knees, hands grasping at his now exploded privates. He will apologize greatly for the displeasure the bill caused us. In my victory stance (just like RYU’s stance), I will say triumphantly, “You should be sorry. I’m not paying $2 for that coffee. Asshole.”
Then by noon, we’ll have sparred in the many tourist attractions like churches, museums, battle sites, brothels, and shopping centres. We’ll be pretty tired when night comes but we go at it like rabbits again.
The rest of the honeymoon is pretty much similar to the first day.
Yeah, so that pretty much describes my marriage. Let’s celebrate it by the posting of pictures of Shoo. Have fun.
