My Reading Break Summarized
February 21, 2000
I finally realized my nice 1 week holiday was over after finishing today’s classes. It was a nice week, I did what I wanted to do and probably did some more.
We went karaoking after a hearty meal and as usual, I hogged the mic. Of course the day wasn’t complete without pool.
Then there was Valentine’s Day which was really awesome for me. I played some quake, updated my page, watched some vcds, and resented everything else. What a good day it was.
Ah yes, let’s not forget the stalking of Cheng Ekin. That was fun in a scary ass kind of way. Mind you, I was not out to stalk him, I was merely a tool for which someone else used to try to get to him (and then what? rape him? I dunno, I’ll leave that to her). Of course, that day had some pool too.
During our Wings Outing, I was feeling shitty because of a myriad of things that were compressing into this shiny pearl ball of shittiness and was kicking the crap out of my regression matrix in my head. That night consisted of pool too and someone mentioned, “Jerry you spend too much time in pool halls.” Fuck it doesn’t take an Einstein to figure that out. I was still feeling shitty after pool but at the btea place, I was feeling a bit better and managed to get some laughs in at the expense of one puffy cheeked person.
Ahh yes, I sparred with my cousin one night and he showed me the Ultimate Move: The Jeffrey Super Duper Kick Flip Ass Landing. I’m no good at the move, but I’ll try to describe it – first you do a girly sidekick, but be sure you’re wearing socks while doing this because only while wearing socks will your stance be unstable since socks and carpets is like skates and ice. Second -the foot that you’re standing on, lose your balance by arching your butt back, the foot you’re standing on should now be in mid air with your other foot too. Third – make sure you land with a loud THUD, flat on your ass with your arms sprawled out sideways. Your opponents will then laugh at you. Finally, while they’re still bent over gasping for air due to all that laughing, try to get up no matter how much your butt hurts and then go strangle him. That’s the Jeffrey Super Duper Kick Flip Ass Landing.
I did train a lot this week and as a result, I feel a lot better physically. I can curl 30lbs now! Yeah for me.
Then I played more quake and updated my webpage more and put some more Sea pics up. Played more pool (pathetic). Ate a lot of fast food. Ahh yes, poker.
Then were was hockey practice where I wore my ankle weights all through practise and now my legs are all sore. Doh.
So there you have it, that was pretty much my whole week. I want to move to another country.
