New Rambling posted
November 29, 1999
A Couple Updates
November 28, 1999
The -J- page has been slightly updated… more ahead to. So far, we have a mini competition going on. Me & Sinned vs Samuraion & Nevets. Up till today, it has been very even. But tonight we got our asses wasted. Got a screenshot from playing some crappy players. Will try to get a screen shot of the main competition later.
Go check out the message board – there’s some pretty funny stuff now.
Added Mahir’s webpage to Links. Don’t be mistaken, this isn’t someone I know. Just go check out the webpage. The Links Index page also has been updated.
And added Sinned’s Realm to the Links. This is the webpage of none other than Sinned (aka Indigo to Clan Green). Although normally I am sworn to destroy him in Doom/Quake, lately, we’ve teamed up to be the ultimate quake partnership. (Yet, we got wasted yesterday). We kick ass still.
Free Bumperstickers
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
If you smoke after sex, you’re doing it too fast.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
Good girls get fat, bad girls get eaten.
We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.
Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
Born free… taxed to death.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
A cat almost always blinks when hit in the head with a ball peen hammer.
There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
If you can read this, I’ve lost my trailer.
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
BEER: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
I got a gun for my wife, best trade I’ve ever made.
So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute!
Jesus may love you, but he won’t respect you in the morning.
Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.
If, a two letter word for futility
I don’t care, I don’t have to.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
Horn broken, watch for finger.
All men are idiots … I married their king.
The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
My kid had sex with your honor student.
Earth first…we’ll mine the other planets later.
Give pizza chants.
Don’t hit me. My lawyer’s in jail.
This isn’t burger king, you can’t have it your way.
How can I be overdrawn, I still have checks!
If something goes without saying, LET IT!
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply
Work is for people who don’t know how to fish.
IRS We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.
Hard work has a future payoff, laziness pays off now.
Jesus loves you… everyone else thinks your an asshole.
Life’s a buffet… so eat me!
I’m just driving this way to piss you off.
If you don’t like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk.
Jesus paid for our sins… now let’s get our money’s worth.
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
Missing your cat? Try looking under my tires.
I love cats … dead ones
I love cats … they taste just like chicken
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Where are we going? And why are we in this handbasket?
I want to be like Barbie, that bitch has everything.
Keep honking, I’m reloading.
Cover me. I’m changing lanes.
Prevent inbreeding: ban country music.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
Spotted owl taste just like chicken.
Hang up and drive.
Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.
Snatch a kiss, or vice versa.
I don’t have to be dead to donate my organ.
WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition.
This would be really funny if it wasn’t happening to me.
I have the body of a god… Buddha!
Lobotomize republicans… Why be redundant
I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
Auntie Em- Hate you, hate Kansas, taking dog. Dorothy
If you don’t like the news, go out and make your own.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep
Guns don’t kill people… but they make it real easy.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather … Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Tow-ers will be violate
Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Horn broken, watch for finger.
My kid had sex with your honor student.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply
I.R.S.: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.
Jesus loves you… everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
I’m just driving this way to piss you off.
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
Keep honking, I’m reloading.
Hang up and drive.
Lord save me from your followers.
Guns don’t kill people, postal workers do.
Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
Friends don’t let Friends drive Naked.
If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie!’… till you can find a rock.
Sex on television can’t hurt you… unless you fall off.
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Faster connection now =)
November 23, 1999
Woohoo finally got my ADSL connection. Wow, it’s unimaginably faster than dialup. Quake 3 will fill my time up now. Maybe Unreal Tournament too. Hehe. (No more time go going out or girls)
Found this MPEG called The Alien Song by Victor Navone. It’s quite cool, go see it (3.4mb)\
Got home from school all tired. Only had 2 classes today too. But boy were they boring… blah blah about power and politicking in organizations, then blah blah about cashflow statements.
No car still… about three weeks still.
Damn.
Check out the Green Marine by clicking on the Quake 3 icon on the right.
Till the next meaningless read.
Amidst the fog lies a light
November 20, 1999
Finally got time and patience to update. This has been a nightmare of a week. One of my best friends is in the hospital after a bad accident. Please please pray for his health and recovery. As for me, I think I’m doing better.
I’m not going to go in depth into it out of respect and the fact that I don’t want to at all.
Life is a funny thing. Let me rephrase that. Life is a messed up fucking bitch. My school work is a mess. My mind is in shambles. Chaos. That’s the best word.
This is not the first time chaos has ruined my life. It has happened before but not as messed up. I regained control of my life before and I can do it again.
I do wish to extend my gratitude to those who have been there for me. You all know who you are. Thank you ever so kindly.
There’s only 2 more weeks of classes left. There’s a hundred assignments due still. I’m not in the right frame of mind to do homework. I tried. Dear God I tried. Damn.
Then there’s exams. I don’t even know how many I have: 5,6,7? Not sure.
And I’ve delayed the ASDL for the longest of time. Couldn’t get back to SmarttNet. Damn. Hopefully I’ll get the stupid network card installed and working properly. Then mass downloads off everywhere.
Anyway, because of all the shit that has happened, I’m in the middle of writing 2 things. A poem about this mess and a mini-essay on Life. Of course, they’ll be up IF I finish them.
Quote of the Day:
The people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon. And all the less important ones just never seem to go away.
Past Ramblings page up instead of listing dates on Main-
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November 15, 1999
Anger. Sorrow. Fear. Collapse. Chaos. Division. Hatred. Innocence. Mystery. Repression. Guilt. Anxiety. Stress. Cruelty. Puzzle. Loss. Wisdom. Annoyance. Confrontation. Courage. Politics. Silence. Regret. Hopelessness. Hopefulness. Miracle. God. Prayer. Wishes. Hopes. Dreams. Future. Tears. Memories. Good times. Bad times. Lost times. Depression. Wants. Needs. Closure. Awakening. Healing. Hurting. Body. Soul. Mind. Spirit. Unity. Distance. Closeness. Support. Independence. Release. Prisoner. Freedom.-
Funny Joke ~ especially if you’re sick of Winnie the Pooh
November 11, 1999
Three former kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. "You need to use big people words" she’d always remind them. She asked Wendy what she had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my Nana" "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!" She then asked Joey what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo." he said. "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN, use big people words!" She then asked Eddie what he had done. "I read a book" he replied. "That’s wonderful" the teacher said. "What book did you read?" Eddie thought about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride and said. "Winnie The Shit."
Work Hard, Play Hard
November 10, 1999
I’m beginning to like school less and less now. There are: 1 major assignment, 1 major presentation, 2 assignments to be done on Tuesday and Wednesday. In the meantime, we have to work on that major presentation tomorrow and probably all weekend. So, that leaves me a couple nights to finish the other assignments. Plus, there’s a lab to be done on Friday. I have no time to finish all this…
Then, the week after next, there are 4 assignments, one of which is a big one. Then, the last week, there are 4 more assignments, 1 project evaluation. Followed up by 5 finals. Yeah for me.
10:45pm
Dammit. Just spent about 2 hours doing an assignment. I’m stuck. Dammit. One part of it was linear programming which is supposed to be simple but the problem has about 10 variables and my minimizing objective function is now all screwed up. I was doing an easy assignment using Excel but it turns out i need to do linear programming for that too. Dammit. So, I quit for the night.
Oh yeah, found out the proper way of setting up the balls in pool
<— Voila
We’ve been doing it wrong for the longest of time. Damn. On a happier note, I’m pleased to announce that my pool skills which dissappeared when I came back from Toronto have now begun to resurface. My bank shots have improved a lot. Time to destroy people. Except I still got destroyed by Andrew yesterday: 4-2. Except 2 of his wins were from me sinking the cue ball right after the 8 ball. So, if i didn’t bob, it would’ve been me who had the 4. Too bad.
Aargh
November 07, 1999
Friday night <11/06/99>, the night of 6 shooters (not much I know, but I’m a cheap drunk), I went to sleep around 2:30am. I woke up around 4:30am and felt a big headache. Reminiscent of the hangover of my 18th birthday.
Since that, I’ve been feeling lightheaded and woozy. Uh oh. Exhaustion too. My super energy levels from last week are gone. I’m so blah now. And sadly, I finally broke my daily working out routine and missed one day last week. Now what?
I want to be fit. Hell, I got a haircut today and had to walk home (re: my license got suspended – fucking government) in the rain. My hair place is at Main and 41st and I live around Knight and 49th so I thought it wasn’t too far. I got home fine and all but I felt all dizzy and nauseous.
I need to get fit. I’m planning to make a jogging schedule. Just 5 or 6 laps around the block will probably be sufficient. Plus, I use leg weights when jogging so it should help. I used to be in such good condition. USED to be. Now I’m a lazy FF. Anyone do jogging and got some tips???
This marks another week of school and I’m beginning to not like Commerce as much now. The classes are good, I like the material, but there’s SO much work to do! As an official Procrastinator, I pile up so much work and readings. Oh well, just 3 more years. 3 more.
Christmas creeps closer now. Sadly, there are no plans for me right now, probably won’t be either. I think there’s a New Year’s party at a friends house. We’ll see how that goes. With the new millenium comes the possible Y2K bug problems. Prepare people, just get some storable food and water and a flashlight… just in case. It’s not paranoia, but just preparation.
Cool… I’m listening to some chinese ghost thing taped from last night and they were talking about how when ghosts appear, the lights or other electrical appliances might flicker or suddenly act strange. Right as they said that, my lights actually flickered! Hahah, but it’s because my sister just turned on the vaccuum which takes up about 100 amps and 10000 volts.
Wow, I can’t believe I just typed all that crap. Oh yeah, there’s Shoo again on the right. She’s so cute. Alright. I think I’m done. Remember to sign my guestbook or leave a message in the message board. Bye bye
Later that night…
Stupid bitch scanner and stupid photoshop and stupid pagemaker not stupid working like it’s stupid supposed to. Stupid article won’t print out stupid properly stupid stupid. This is stupid but for the stupid project due stupid tuesday and stupid comp lab stupid due too and stupid ob stupid project to work on stupid.
Drunken Jerry Meets Computer… Again ~ ~ ~ Jerry’s Dream: Shoo
November 06, 1999
6 Shooters tonight. Bamboo. Fun. SO MANY GIRLS!!! Damn. At times like these, I wish I was good looking. D’oh. But I really had fun tonight. Bumped into a few people I haven’t seen in ages, danced quite a bit, stared at many girls. Caught a lollipop! But gave it away. Hahah. Did I mention I had 6 shooters??? Woh. That was dizzying.
Heh, you may have noticed Shoo here, the girl on the right. She’s cute. She’s awesome. She’s about my age. She’s also a Korean music sensation (part of SES). But she’s so cute. If God ever gave me a girl like Shoo, then… aargh, words will never explain it. Too bad… perhaps in my dreams.
She’s so cute that me and a friend in many ways compare girls to her.
For more information on Shoo, or SES, visit S.E.S Best Web Page, I know, doesn’t make grammatical sense, but who cares. There’s a lot of info and pics about Shoo, oh yeah, and about the other two too. (You need to know how to read Korean though… like I really knew how.)
Oh a final note, please use the message board. I want to see what interesting things people will say. Feel free to make fun of me in any way possible!
Message Board is up
November 05, 1999
Alrighty then… added a new message board where people come together and post messages back and forth about anything. It’s found in the interact page.
