As to not make this webpage boring (Dennis)…
July 31, 1999
It’s true, sometimes no matter how nice a webpage is (i’m not saying that mine is nice, just some webpages are really nice), if it’s boring, it sucks. Now I was wondering out loud and scaring people along the way, how do i make a non-boring webpage??? Write retarded news updates? Put up a picture of me and some friends in Toronto? Link to a cool webpage? I don’t know… perhaps I’ll start writing poetry or fiction again. Hey, where are those "Andre Tries To Be Cool" books? Hmm, gotta get that online!!! OH to dispel any rumours there are floating around… I AM NOT A SATANIST!!! I’m… a… humanist? Whatever that means. I put the Life Sucks page up because when I’m on the net, i’m usually not in a happy mood (otherwise, I’d go out and party) and also because I notice every update I make on my webpages, it’s usually about me complaining about something, no matter what mood I am. Wow that topic alone almost merits an essay. Would an essay on how I regard life make this webpage any less boring? Probably not.
