As to not make this webpage boring (Dennis)…
July 31, 1999
It’s true, sometimes no matter how nice a webpage is (i’m not saying that mine is nice, just some webpages are really nice), if it’s boring, it sucks. Now I was wondering out loud and scaring people along the way, how do i make a non-boring webpage??? Write retarded news updates? Put up a picture of me and some friends in Toronto? Link to a cool webpage? I don’t know… perhaps I’ll start writing poetry or fiction again. Hey, where are those "Andre Tries To Be Cool" books? Hmm, gotta get that online!!! OH to dispel any rumours there are floating around… I AM NOT A SATANIST!!! I’m… a… humanist? Whatever that means. I put the Life Sucks page up because when I’m on the net, i’m usually not in a happy mood (otherwise, I’d go out and party) and also because I notice every update I make on my webpages, it’s usually about me complaining about something, no matter what mood I am. Wow that topic alone almost merits an essay. Would an essay on how I regard life make this webpage any less boring? Probably not.
SETI@home
The Arecibo Observatory – a big big dish stuck on the side of a mountain located somewhere in South America. As the biggest radio telescope in the world (i think), it searches the sky “listening” to distant stars for artificial radio transmissions – a calling card of extraterrestrial life. SETI (Search for Extraterrestrial Life) is now offerering you the chance to be the very one who discovers ETI. Go download a screensaver at their site and your computer is now part of the number crunching process. When you’re not using your comp, it starts processing transmissions, searching for the glimpse of intelligence. Join the thousands who are already part of this meaningful project.
After three days and nights
July 29, 1999
At last, I believe this site is officially up and running. There’s not much to see right now but all the essentials are up. One problem though, under 800×600 screen resolution, you don’t see all the links on the left sidebar which kinda sucks. So to fight that, there’ll be a navigation bar at the bottom of this news page. It’s the only quickfix I can think of right now. A few more reasons why Life Sucks is up. What else? It was raining today… which meant I *had* to stay home and make webpage stuff. (I’m not much of an excuse maker). Holy hotcakes I’m bored.-
Reroute now!
July 27, 1999
Ok, so there’s one more update. My eyes are filling up with tears as I now ask you to go to my new webpage instead. As for this one, it’ll be up for awhile until I find another use for it. Perhaps a sister site or a photo gallery or something dumb.
Happy United States Day (I guess)
July 04, 1999
Before I go off to Toronto in two days, I really want to get a new webpage design up and running, at least on paper anyway. I’m sick of this one because, although it works fine, it doesn’t look very great. This complete overhaul will leave this piece of crap in the far recesses of bad-webpage-hell. Aargh. Some fucker scratched my front bumper and then took off… now I have to go get some touch up paint from Honda and I know it’ll cost an arm and a leg and maybe a kidney. At least when I get back my windows can be tinted cuz my dear dear friends gave me the tinting money as a b-day present. Next? A beautiful Midwing style spoiler followed up by a lowering. Then, maybe, perhaps, I’ll work on the performance part of it. (NSX ENGINE!!!!). This will probably be the last update on this webby so
Happy Canada Day
July 01, 1999
Well, it all started out as a normal, lazy-ass Thursday. I mentioned previously that I didn’t want anything to be done for my birthday, but a couple of my more extraordinary friends went right on ahead and did so anyway. So, much to my surprise, I found myself at a dinner where a lot my friends where um… also… at. (feeling dumb right now). Contrary to my belief that a birthday anything for me wouldn’t be very great, I ended up having fun and seeing an OK movie (Wild Wild West – I give it 2 and a half stars). And so, I celebrated my 19th a little bit early this year, all because my two idiot friends (Head and Pessica) went into all the trouble and planned a little something just for moi. (insert teary-eyed Jerry here). Those two… what can I say?
